Me during finals week
How to recover from being denied a kiss
me every day
one day you’re gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
Marina and the Diamonds - Bubblegum Bitch (Christmas Version)
it’s that time of year again
Whenever I listen to Marina and the Diamonds I either want to curl up in a ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies though the heart with my high heels there is no inbetween.
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
no i am absolutely positive that admiring cute boys from afar will make them fall in love with me
when you simultaneously ship the same person with two different people equally as hard
seven days without a pun makes one weak
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.